Hmmm...after reading your description of her, it occurs that I may have seen her lurking about the countryside at night. And here I thought she was el chupacabra
...silly me. But the pictures I took won't bring in any money.
"Chupacabra"...? Bigfoot would be more like it.
On reflection, the Bigfoot/Sasquatch, if they do exist, must be relatively peaceable critters, stomping around the Pacific Northwest (or wherever...they've been reported from all over the place) all these centuries and no record of their attacking anybody ever. Whatever epithets I might apply to my ex, "peaceable critter" would be one of the least appropriate.