What do you think about this girl? - Page 3

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A match made in Heaven... Ernest...Kind of reminds me of the joke about the couple that meet in the diner after weeks of chatting online and getting to know each other intimately. One walks over to the booth they were supposed to meet in and says, "I am dissapointed, you arent Tall dark and handsome like you told me", and the other responds, "You think YOU are upset? You arent a woman like you told ME." This may sound silly on my part but not everyone is all cracked up to being what they say they are online...

They find a guy who has been frozen for like... 20 yrs (something like hibernatus except that the man got frozen in the 1980's). The kids help him to go to Des Moines (in Iowa) because the city did not evolved since the eighties either.

What happened to the Gwyneth Paltrow-lookalike girlfriend?

I was wondering that also; I thought you had a girlfriend.  As for your potential new bed mate, her interests and personality would get my attention, although I'd be wishing hard that she had some good-looking friends.  As for Iowa, put your mind at rest.  I know an Iowan,  a composer, who has been living in Paris for 20 years and is as cool, funny and branche a guy as you could hope to meet. If you like this woman, chat her up by e-mail and invite her to Paris.  She won't say no.  If she hesitates, promise to take her shopping for oversized Lanvin suits.

This may be the deal breaker.

heh Jon.

Ernest, it all such matters, it is best to keep her a fantasy, a dream, unobtainable. You will never be disappointed.

If this is not all an elaborate joke by ernest, which I suspect it to be, and the girl in fact contacted ernest, and not the other way around, then ernest must also have a profile on Match.com. I am *very* interested in seeing this profile.

"I'm a French who dresses like neither FARMER nor GANGSTER. I am gainfully unemployed, confident, and outspoken. I'm a very independant man, but enjoy spending time with a few shirts who have proved to be intelligent, hilarious,and supportive purchases. I really enjoy conversations that cover more than just surface issues, such as race and money and how everyone else is more racist and less stylish than me. Although my obsession = HILDITCH and I have quite an affection for the DUNHILL (marked down from 20,000 euros --> 20 euro), I love learning new deals and am very interested in social theory of HILDITCH, genetics of DUNHILL, anthropology of AUBERCY, philosophy of LANVIN, history of HILDITCH, and political structure of HILDITCH. Communication with HILDITCH is very important to me. Honesty of shirtmaker, dependibility ofshirts, respect of shirt salesman, and trustworthiness of shirt salesman = essentials in any relationship, romantic or otherwise. I love secret outlet center, live shirt shops, Farmers' Market (to see FARMER in brown suit and brown shoes), foreign/art/indepedant movies about shirt, coffee and good food (if not spill on shirt). Perhaps you can teach me something about new deal on suit. Also, I love the chance to travel as I can then spend my travel budget at Dunhill outlet."

Oh, Ernest, et nous, c'est fini ?