Reminds me of the Dave Chappelle - Killing Them Softly standup routine, where he's joking about how he watches the shows he watched as a kid in a whole new light now that he's an adult: So dont even tell me how to get to Sesame Street, that is a terrible place. I wouldnt go there if i knew the way. Who would wanna live in a neighborhood like that ? With fu*kin six foot pidgeons walkin around; an elephant thats a junkie: "hiii Beerrrt." Yeah thats right, Snuffy. "hii beerrrt, im sick. i need some smack, Bert." The Cookie Monster with his eyes poppin out his head, screamin: "COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE.." Like uggh. What kind of cookies are you talkin about? Chocolate chips dont do that to people; and then have the nerve to put a pimp on there. They didn't come out and say that he's a pimp, but i know a pimp when i see one. They call him The Count - he has a cape and everything. You jus' see him pimpin: "[russian accent]Bitch. Where is my money?." "You've been late 4 times, i've been counting. How many times must i smack you before you act right?" [slaps]"One"[slaps]"Two" "Two slaps. Heh.Heh.Heh.Heh.Heh.Heeehhhhhhhh."