SF - Things that are pissing you off. - Page 485

**RJman** · November 2nd, 2009, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Huntsman

Legal Research and Writing.

I feel like I am ripping out my soul while taking every shred of decent prose, sense of humanity, and modicum of intelligence completely out of existence while spitting in the face of centuries of the evolution of writing, thought, and analysis, all to produce these absolute piece of shit examples of obtuse, repetitive, elegant as an earthquake, overly redunandant, un-nuanced arguments while under the stricutres of an inflexible, poorly concieved, illlogical, inherently idiotic framework that masks my very well-reasoned reasoned analyis while simultaneously insulting the intelligence of my reader and making me look like a moron and feel learning impaired!

(deep breath)

That's more than I've written in four hours and I have eight pages to go for tomorrow night. But I have work in between. Please insert a series of your favorite expletives here -->

All part of having your brain twisted into shape for thinking like a lawyer.

I lost my iPhone. I think Tokyo Slim took it to teach me a lesson.

**Kent Wang** · November 2nd, 2009, 04:48 AM

At least you had your contacts and calendar synchronized to a computer, right?

**Rambo** · November 2nd, 2009, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by RJman

I lost my iPhone. I think Tokyo Slim took it to teach me a lesson.

BELIEVE IN WINDOZE!

**shoreman1782** · November 2nd, 2009, 08:56 AM

Goddammit, FEDEX, just deliver the package. It's here, I'm here, why do I have to wait 2 more days?

**imageWIS** · November 2nd, 2009, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by shoreman1782

Goddammit, FEDEX, just deliver the package. It's here, I'm here, why do I have to wait 2 more days?

Oh, wow that sucks. Can't you just go pick up the package? I mean I know it defeats the purpose of having the package 'delivered', but if you want it now...

**Helix** · November 2nd, 2009, 11:46 AM

People who don't understand physics trying to use physics to talk about how physics can't understand physics therefore religion.

**Rambo** · November 2nd, 2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Helix

People who don't understand physics trying to use physics to talk about how physics can't understand physics therefore religion.

But if E=Mc2 doesn't that mean Jeasus had a pet dinosaur?

**globetrotter** · November 3rd, 2009, 05:44 AM

I was planning to take my team for a weekend someplace to celebrate having a good fiscal year. one of the team members wants to go to toronto, he had done the best this year so I let him chose. we plan a weekend in toronto and ottawa, that no body else really wants (because everyone else would rather go someplace warmer) and then he gets a horribel case of food poisining, and so he can't come. so now the rest of us are going to toronto and ottawa for the weekend, in november. and everyone is going to bithc to me about it.

**jgold47** · November 3rd, 2009, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by globetrotter

I was planning to take my team for a weekend someplace to celebrate having a good fiscal year. one of the team members wants to go to toronto, he had done the best this year so I let him chose. we plan a weekend in toronto and ottawa, that no body else really wants (because everyone else would rather go someplace warmer) and then he gets a horribel case of food poisining, and so he can't come. so now the rest of us are going to toronto and ottawa for the weekend, in november. and everyone is going to bithc to me about it.

always a bad idea to make people go to cold places for work things. It doesnt matter if its to get 1m bonuses, meet prince charles or go to the moon. Something about Cold+Travel+Work=hatred.

One boss took us to minneapolis (we had property there). It was freezing. Next trip we sort of revolted and wound up in Orlando.

**Lady Canuker** · November 3rd, 2009, 06:48 AM

Training a new person who does nothing but chitchat about their personal life

**Tisswat** · November 3rd, 2009, 07:00 AM

The trouble I have to go through on this board to actually get to contact somebody who's selling something I want.

**jgold47** · November 3rd, 2009, 07:27 AM

My headache. And my missing motivation. Not making a very good impression on anyone right now, which is not what I wanted for my job.

**Piobaire** · November 3rd, 2009, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by globetrotter

I was planning to take my team for a weekend someplace to celebrate having a good fiscal year. one of the team members wants to go to toronto, he had done the best this year so I let him chose. we plan a weekend in toronto and ottawa, that no body else really wants (because everyone else would rather go someplace warmer) and then he gets a horribel case of food poisining, and so he can't come. so now the rest of us are going to toronto and ottawa for the weekend, in november. and everyone is going to bithc to me about it.

Just get enough alcohol into them and take them to a raunchy strip joint. Should be problem solved.

**imageWIS** · November 3rd, 2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Rambo

But if E=Mc2 doesn't that mean Jeasus had a pet dinosaur?

All I know is that the man is holding 5 fingers.

**globetrotter** · November 3rd, 2009, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Piobaire

Just get enough alcohol into them and take them to a raunchy strip joint. Should be problem solved.

that is plan B

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November 2nd, 2009, 11:46 AM	#7266
Helix Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Miami Posts: 1,188	Re: Things that are pissing you off. People who don't understand physics trying to use physics to talk about how physics can't understand physics therefore religion.

November 3rd, 2009, 05:44 AM	#7268
globetrotter Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: greater chicago Posts: 14,479	Re: Things that are pissing you off. I was planning to take my team for a weekend someplace to celebrate having a good fiscal year. one of the team members wants to go to toronto, he had done the best this year so I let him chose. we plan a weekend in toronto and ottawa, that no body else really wants (because everyone else would rather go someplace warmer) and then he gets a horribel case of food poisining, and so he can't come. so now the rest of us are going to toronto and ottawa for the weekend, in november. and everyone is going to bithc to me about it.
	hang in there, GT... don't let the overbearing, self-centered, control freak, hateful, spiteful, hellspawn bitch bring you down.... Acidboy

November 3rd, 2009, 07:00 AM	#7271
Tisswat Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 1	Re: Things that are pissing you off. The trouble I have to go through on this board to actually get to contact somebody who's selling something I want.

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