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Unleash your inner Ninja Turtle

A Review On: Sutor Mantellassi Men's C 567 Oxford

Sutor Mantellassi Men's C 567 Oxford

Rated # 30 in Lace Up Shoes
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sprout2
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Pros: Aerodynamic silhouette increases speed when making a hasty getaway; swamp green color lets you blend in in the sewers

Cons: Laced construction is really hard to tie up with three fingers; a buckle would be better.

I don't know if ostriches and turtles are natural predators, or if ostriches and turtles are ever in the same location, besides the zoo, at the same time, but I do know that these are the ultimate shoe for fighting crime after radioactive ooze transforms you into amphibian form.

 

Master Splinter is strict when it comes to a proper uniform, so you won't get any demerits with these when it comes time for a dress revue. Why?

 

1. Swamp green color is the perfect camouflage for the sewers

2. Aerodynamic shape gives you speed

3. Bumpy surface is a perfect complement to turtle skin and carapace

4. Pizza slides right off the smooth surface

 

Also, these are made by a guy withan Italian name, which automatically gives you style points. After a hard day of battling mutated rhinoceros and pig creatures, I want to make a smart impression on April Ryan. You might just say that these shoes by Sutor really "suit her!"

 

Turtle power!

2 Comments:

Thank you for the greatest review from 1983 on all of Styleforum. Just one question: why only 3-and-a-half stars!? 
Stars deducted for grain-corrected leather.
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