I'd prefer a fresh crop moving forward, and fear I've mined the past so hard its beams are collapsing, but I'm always open to suggestions. Crap, as long as I'm over-posting, I'm also going to need the literary equivalent of a 1980's teen beach/sex comedy, if there is such a thing. I'm talking sand and syntax. Maybe just something with a beach. I don't like McEwan and I've read the Bolano, but anything else -- preferably zany, but eloquent -- hit me up, Gs.