Originally Posted by Crump's Brother
3. Measure Lengths
Press the toes flat against the base of the device and look straight down over the longest toe (not necessarily the first toe)...
He's just being a good white-knight. All men are rapists, didn't you know?
It's probably not his fault. He's just been indoctrinated well over the years. I'd guess he grew up with a man-hating single mom, most of his friends are...