The Final Ward. A variation on the Last Word
Drink a lot prior to mixing. Drink some more. Drink so much, in fact, that you pass out on your kitchen floor. Pass out hard.
Wake a week later, shivering and hungry. Get up. No electricity. Strange. No running water. Double strange. Tug at the beard forming on your face and scratch at your junk with vigor. No one else seems to be in the house. Huh.
Momentarily ignoring your confusion for the sake of getting stuff done,...