I recently volunteered as a stagehand, and I am naturally required to wear all black. Unfortunately, however, I haven't any black in my wardrobe (unless I decide to show up for work in a tux or something).
I must find an appropriately durable, fairly inexpensive set of slim-fitting black clothes. A pair of black pants and a similarly slim black shirt, preferably with a button-down collar and a pocket.
I also need to find these things in Metropolitan...