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A friend found this in a book of essays and sent me a scanned copy. I've never seen it online. I have transcribed it here for your enjoyment. I apologize for any errors in transcription. -
Archivist. Daily Express, 13 February 1929.
Evelyn Waugh BEAU BRUMMELLS on Â£60 A YEAR.
Of course, there is really only one way of being perfectly dressed - that is, to be grossly rich. You may have exquisite discrimination and the elegance of a gigolo, but you can...