Rainy weather in the tropics
Military issued Trench coat (so original it has pockets for ammo)
Custom made Khaki/Beige Single Breasted Suit with Notched Lapels
Some obscure Japanese made Blue Spread Collar dress shirt
Black Bass Captoes used for suicide missions and super foul weather
Vintage Omega Seamaster
Two weeks may make your cigars drier, but depending on your heating system and humidity, it should not be long enough to fully dry it out. Putting it in a humidor could still probably save it. I suggest you just smoke it, I'm sure it is still good.