Wife says to husband "You only ever want sex when you're drunk".
Husband says "that's not true .. sometimes I want a kebab"
The missus asked if she pleased me in bed?
I said "yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth." . . .
"What trick?" she asked?
"The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep!"
A man approaches a young woman in a shop.
He says "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?"
The woman says "Sure, but do you have any idea where...