1. State of union is hopeful, but we still have progress to make to fulfill my Destiny er, legacy
2. I promised to fundamentally transform America. Evidence:
-Illegal aliens can vote
-global warming will stop because of the agreement
3. Guns bad. My decree won't stop ALL shootings, but if destroying the Constitution will save even one life, it's worth it.
4. If Congress fails to act on guns, immigration, and environment the way I want, I'll just sign executive...