Posts by Isaac Mickle

Quote: Originally Posted by Brownshoe It's the sunglasses. The sunglasses ruin everything. Those bug-eye things, the necklace strap doodads--yick. If they just ebayed some old hornrims and had sunglasses lenses...

white is the only wrong choice. wood has light "within" in, even if/when it's veneer, and contrast overwhelms it. american bungalow magazine used to regularly feature before and after home makeover pictures. white was always...

I would not go with any kind of shoulder bag, that is too college kid and/or Peter Pannish for a businessperson. Get a real hard-shelled briefcase, something about 18 by 13 by 4. I would recommend either a Zero Halliburton in gun metal...

In my experience, wingtips look "old man" to most older people (older than 40). A lot of younger people have no idea. Teenagers and children, especially, have no idea such shoes once had such connotations. It's the...

If you are helping yourself to the beer you brought over, and then you realize that you will not drink all the 12 you brought, then what you do is this: HIDE THE BEER all over his fridge. Do this while no one is looking. Put one in the...

classes of the kind where you work in groups and have conversation and so forth are the best place to meet people. go to college, community college, whatever, you will meet women. also (seriously) charity work of the kind where you...

robot bowl carnival battle zone elevator action mr. do!

wear jeans and a buttondown. don't overthink this. and don't play dumb games guessing how "blue collar guy" or whatever stereotype will interpret your dress. your manner will be much more important. remember too that...

Did someone say "sellers union" ?

Sideburns go up and down with the ladies' skirts. Over time I mean.