The clock is broken (malfunction) in one of the classrooms I teach classes in. This has all the students into a mood of consternation on account of don't know what time it is. They're like "how can I know the time if there is no clock on dat wall?" I'm like "I don't know, maybe you could get a miniature clock attached to a band of which can put on your wrist." But to them that is crazy talk.