Overheard conversation at the brewpub:
A: I go by the name of bunt because I get to first base wit da ladies!
B: Bunt is usually a sacrifice don't even get to first base.
A: Uh, I mean I go by the name of drag bunt.
B: You know getting to first base isn't that great a accomplishment, right?
A: It's valuable because someone else can drive you in finish the job what you started.
B: I don't think you want that to be your analogy.