Person: I got an awlffer on the antlers I put up on ebay awlffer means an awful offer.
Me: There's no point making up a new word when you got to explain it in reglar words anyways.
Person: Gives me greater efficiency of expression.
Me: No it gives you less efficiency because you have to say the idea twice.
And before any of you ask, yes "Person" us Shunta's birth father he bought antlers with the money he saved from adopting out Shunta. Then he realized he...