Good news: the concert venue in my neighborhood just announced that Lucinda Williams would be appearing there to play live music.
Bad news: I don't really care about Lucinda Williams. (This cancels out the good news.)
When I was a youngster (like 11 or 12) I did drink Drambuie on the rocks. Some of you may think I am inventing this tale, but I am not I did drink the mentioned drink (grew up in household where drinking was excessive so to speak).