We ran out of firewood around 2am. Another couple spending the night had a room in the main part with a fire place. Me and the other guy were drunkenly carrying armfuls of firewood from their room in the main all the way out to that suite. A few doors might have been knocked on during the trip.
"You're mistaken officer. Even if I smoked pot, which I most assuredly do not, I would not do it in my brand new expensive vehicle as I might damage the leather. I assure you that you are in error. Am I being detained? Can I go now?"