Originally Posted by thesecondprize
not Nantucket Red; these: http://canvas.landsend.com/pp/SlimFi...s&origin=index
Judging from the photos, the official answer is neither. You wear dirty sneakers, a half-tucked shirt and sweater, and a dopey "Shucks, you mean me?" expression. And you cross your legs like you need to go to the bathroom.
Myself, I agree with the chocolate brown idea.