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Posts by Johdus Fanfoozal

They're not targeting your girlfriend.They're targeting my 3-year-old daughter, who is hooked.This is a long-term strategy by a company that built itself not just on the backs of Mickey and Pluto, but Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and Mary Poppins.
Maybe Disney has a progressive agenda and a film like "Frozen" is really an allegory about coming out of the closet. Or maybe in the case of Star Wars, it's simply smart marketing. Disney is just targeting its core audience, which has always been girls who they now hope will grow up and become lifetime fans of the franchise like boys of the 70s did.
Perhaps Rey did have training?
The next movie will explain it in greater detail, but it basically boils down to this:The Empire recovered Luke's hand from Bespin and froze it in carbonite. It was a secret plan by Palpatine to create another series of clones, this time force-sensitive and beholden only to him. It was to be the most powerful army the universe but also insurance if Luke didn't go dark. Plans were naturally delayed after Endor. But Snoke found out through the Empire's Archives (same as...
Luke is her father, from a certain point of view.Rey was cloned from his severed hand.
Looks like a Ridley Scott movie with Storm Troopers and Walkers.
Cuz it goes against everything we know about Poe.He's the best damn pilot in the Resistance! He won't cough up secrets under torture! And he destroyed the Starkiller base almost singlehandedly!Surely he likes to put his hoo-hoo dilly in a woman's cha-cha.
I've watched the movie a few times now and I've forgiven some things that irked me after the first viewing. But one thing I can't let go of is the ho-hum reveal that Han is Kylo's father. "Hey you know that droid everyone's after? It's on the Falcon with YOUR DAD!" You had a chance to make a dramatic reveal later in the movie and blew it on unnecessary exposition between Kylo and the Giant. Could have easily alluded to some sort of relationship without saying it...
It's the consistency that really irks me. For instance, when Rey's first opens her mouth she's speaking Jakkunian. But it's clear to anyone with ears that she had a heavy Tatooinian accent like she grew up in the goddamn Mos Eisley suburbs. Fail JJ.
Didn't have a problem with it.After all Luke had about a 1/2 hour of training in the Falcon from Tatooine to the Death Star and all he did was shoot his torpedoes into a ski ball pit sans computer and later was pulling his light saber out of the snow with his barely conscious mind.
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