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Is there anyone whose soul is stirred by old negro spirituals more than atheistic white liberals?
In fairness, I know from living here that Greensboro is rife with 'a's, just none in its name.
Oh, I don't know, Greensboro, New York City, London, Moscow… you can take a seat over there, if you'd like.
Why is there a mainstream media blackout on the fact that Elliot Rodger was subscribed to The Young Turk's YouTube channel? http://www.ijreview.com/2014/05/141673-arent-hearing-santa-barbara-murderers-politics-fan-progressive-young-turks-show/
Yeah, some guy messaged me with the Denise Milani sexy nurse picture I had liked and he was like DOOD EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE LIKING THIS SHIT and I was all OH DEAR HEAVENS TO BETSY HOW GAUCHE EVERYONE MUST THINK I AM!
[The lights flicker, the chandeliers rattle, and a strange chill fills the air as the malevolent ghost of MetroStyles passes through.]
I CAN'T READ UNLESS TEXT IS IN MEME GRAPHIC FORMAT. ANYONE ELSE HAVE THIS PROBLEM?
The son then told his father, "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO HAMMER THE NAILS INTO THE FENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE, DIPSHIT!" and proceeded to assault his father with the hammer, striking him brutally about the skull and chest, until at last his corpulent form lay motionless in a crimson puddle, dead.The father then realized the value of not fucking up fences in service of pointless object lessons.
*sniff*, that Ayn Rand certainly had a way with words.
It's almost as if- *gasp*- LIFE'S NOT FAIR!
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