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The son then told his father, "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO HAMMER THE NAILS INTO THE FENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE, DIPSHIT!" and proceeded to assault his father with the hammer, striking him brutally about the skull and chest, until at last his corpulent form lay motionless in a crimson puddle, dead.The father then realized the value of not fucking up fences in service of pointless object lessons.
*sniff*, that Ayn Rand certainly had a way with words.
It's almost as if- *gasp*- LIFE'S NOT FAIR!
They have a Godly relationship, and they like it when you watch. (The girl who posted this is beyond white.)
The Hitler is what gets me. Whether invoked ironically or earnestly, Hitler has to land on the downbeat. If there is a list, he must come at the top or the bottom, or both, not somewhere in the middle, and his graven image must fucking slap you in your face, not be relegated to a tiny little vignetted icon.
I'm not even sure what's supposed to be a joke and what's supposed to be serious these days.
Car-selfie day, apparently.
Not until you master the less/fewer distinction.Incidentally, is that his target body he has framed in his bathroom?
I would have thought this would at least be the federal minimum wage in the People's Republic of Canuckistan.I'm definitely moving in with you, then. $15 is more than twice what my last job paid.
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