You look like a kid playing dress-up in his father's clothing. The picture quality is pretty poor, but it at least looks to fit you in the shoulders. Theoretically, everything that you need done: suppression, tapering, hemming, is possible, it will just be fairly expensive.
Everyone in the thread paypal me $1. We'll call it "piss off USC's girlfriend by allowing him to purchase green shoes." Or, for the business inclined, a case study on how angry our significant others get when we purchase something that they hate....surely you'll all want tickets to this!