I knew (sort of) this guy whose daughter ended up like this, although he claimed it wasn't his idea. I mentioned that the mom must have thought it looked it good and he took a huge glug from his beer and shrugged his shoulders: "You know how Spanish people are..." (his wife is Colombian )Scottish NEDS!
Have you left Sir Humphrey? Napoli thrashed Lazio at the San Paolo yesterday - would've been a good match to check out. Where are you staying? Lots of good food, coffee, vino, art, etc. - fantastic city but may not be for everyone (i.e. the urban-averse)