The best Comedy Central show ever was Colin Quinn's Tough Crowd, which has been cancelled for over a decade now. The execs there wouldn't know a good show if it fucked their beard-wives.
South Park only survives because of the ratings.
Most crime is committed by poor people against other poor people. It costs a few hundred dollars a year tops.
Cops cost hundreds of billions, and annoy those of us who don't commit petty crimes. Cops should be abolished.