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Posts by Harold falcon

"Where you going? The Kit Kat club? Show me how you suck a guy's cock."
"I smell burnt marijuana coming from your car. Wait here while I bring a drug dog that will falsely trigger on the bag so I can search it."
My company party was me getting shitfaced at the martini bar because I work alone. I was also propositioned by a transsexual.
I would not wear a suit on a plane, but I have no problem with a tie and sport jacket. I'm still inevitably the best dressed on the plane. And on more than one occasion I am confident it has gotten me bumped up to first class.
Feta is delicious, you goddamn heathens.
He's an Eskimo.
I make my own shoes at home. RIP Iroh.
OH BURN!
I'm sure there's a pier you can find.
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