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Posts by Harold falcon

I have had two ex girlfriends request I fix their dishwashers. I did so and in the process saw the bottom of their dishwashers. That's not code, I did see the bottom of their dishwashers. I also "saw the bottom of their dishwashers" but that was a separate matter.
How can you have two paid jobs and an internship? Are you a gigolo?
Are you getting a paycheck? Shut your mouth.
If I want intellectual stimulation I'll read a book.
So you're unemployed? Living off mommy and daddy?
Sourdough pretzels would be served at my funeral. I write "would" because I'm never going to die so I won't have a funeral, but if I were to have a funeral they would serve sourdough pretzels there.
Is she a looker? She looks like a looker.
I tried to hire Mouse at $.41 cents an hour and he refused. You might still be able to get him.
You son of a bitch, text me pics. 570-906-8489.
Why would that happen?
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