Fully 85%+ of these rich fucks at the Belmont Stakes are holding their phones, or worse tablets, in front of their dumb faces. You stupid fuckwit, you paid to be there and all you're doing is watching it on a screen smaller than my cock.
Seems like selfish assholes. I assume Sunday night is one of the cheaper days for a wedding. And no kids ensures no mess left at the venue, so the security deposit gets fully refunded.
Fuck them. Send them a broken coffee maker as a gift and your condolences on not being able to make it.
LOLZ. I vaguely remember reading some batshit article in the last week about some shithole state (probably Florida) wanting to outlaw bumper stickers because if you put on a bumper sticker that you have an honor role student then the kid touchers know where to strike next. I forget where I read this shit but if I come back across it I will post it here.
He seems like a giant douche, but he is right on Santorum. I've met Santorum and he's an even bigger douchefuck. I wouldn't mind if they had a douchefuck convention and both died when the building collapses on them.