It depends on region, of course, but I would venture to say that the average hand job runs between $50-$100. For something decent, but not overly so. Sure, you can probably get a crack-ho to jerk you off for a sawbuck, but that's probably not even worth the effort.
So being generous at $100 a pop, that's still 7.3 million hand jobs. That's a lot of lube and