me - suit aisle, diligently checking one by one. no competition in sight.
storms in - two flipperish looking dudes, obvi on a hunt. hits scarf rack, overheard "dude thats that burberry good good"
me - motherfuck. (speed up label check and moves over to outerwear)
flip dudes - march over to outerwear rack, other end from me
me - digs in heels, prepared to battle, locks eyes, pulls out bluff material in a london fog overcoat and toss in cart to feign noobness
flip dudes -...