Fellows, fellows. It was a freezing night and we just wanted a quick beer to wash down the snack we ordered. There were only two beers on the menu so we both went with Gose.
It was undrinkable. Neither of us could finish more than half even after we tried exotic breathing exercises. As gdl said, perhaps this was an off batch because the level of salt in it was off the charts. Posiedon couldn't piss in it and make it saltier.