lol no joke, me too.sleeves are always short on my because my shoulders are so wide.j, if you got somebody that can pull legit fabric we need to get some tees made up. entire line isn't even necessary. if we're talking like $100-$150 a tee (is this where you'd be?), we wouldn't need that many to make it worth his or her time either. lmk if this is any type of real possibility.