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I agree. I am also like this with BBQ. I love the taste of meat and prefer not to drown it in sugar. Also toasted bagels. Toasted bagels are only eaten by people with certain alternative lifestyles (gay).
People put cream in their coffee and butter is just, well, whipped cream. Also, butter makes everything taste better so I kind of get it. He should add some salt to it too.
Betimes when I know he's in the act (shitting) I make sure to loiter in a nearby stall to catch a whiff (smell his shit).
I use Meurice and all of my jackets are 3 roll 2's. I've never had a problem.
One time this guy whose shit in the stall next to mine smelled of Saphir shoe polish. Once in a while it smells like cinnamon buns. A weird diet, he must have.
What in this world would make one relate such a thing to me?
What is A$AP?
Now that dickhead's going to come back and turn his nose up at it for being in bad taste and shame Saint Crispins for even delivering on such a grotesque request.
None of which you mentioned here.
I think you get a pass if you're Lou Reed, or Jack Nicholson though.
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