I like my job, but it isn't in the least bit sexy. Conversations with women of the gender I am interested in goes like this:
Woman: "I bet you have a sexy, mysterious job, like the owner of an art store that is only 9 feet by 9 feet and only has one piece of art, the type of art that with make Israel and Palestine come to terms."
Me: "That would be really something, but my job isn't sexy, or mysterious."
Woman: "I bet you work in the clothing adverts!"
Me: "That would...