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"I'm tiny. Not teeny tiny but I'm pretty short so I like to stay svelte. I work out all the time, I master cleanse and I only wear clothes that make me look even skinnier. Short shorts, short skirts and size 26 jeans in dark uniform wash." What is Master cleanse? Some kind of enema?
The great Zen flamewar of '09..
The strange thing is when the asking party gets annoyed and looks at me as if I am somehow playing out an intricate joke where I will help the next person, come back and say "Just kidding, I do work here". They then proceed the eye me suspicously for around 10 minutes until it is clear that I do not work there.
Ha, Abramovich laughs at your measly mini-yachts! From behind his missile defense system! Inside his emergency escape submarine!
Take your modern cars and stuff them, I roll old-school style:
Out of curiosity: what do these programs do that MSWord does not?
I used to have bangs, never had so much acne on the forehead.
I get that problem when I wear over the calf socks. I know of no solution.
I have always hated the concept of pampering yourself, it makes me think of an overweight soccermom eating muffins after her 10 minute "powerwalk" because she "deserves something nice". I had a pedicure once because my feet looked horrible (too much skiing). I would also not turn down a massage.
Clear plastic raincoat. Axe.
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