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I bought one of those VW diesels back in 2011, apparently VW cheated on their emissions testing and now might have to recall like 500,000 of their diesel cars (including mine).
the SNITCH BOWL.
I had to yell at a guy who let his dog take a shit on the grass in front of the sidewalk of my house. what pisses me off is he was just nonchalantly smoking his cigarette and on his cellphone with his little dog off leash (probably the type that leaves shit anywhere because his dog is "small"). he's started pulling the "I can't even see where he pooped? I'm not sure he even pooped.." bullshit what really pisses me off is I was the one who gets out of my house (at...
Eli Manning is worth $84,000,000.00 $64,000,000.00 is guaranteed http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/13629952/new-york-giants-eli-manning-agree-four-year-contract-extension-worth-84-million
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-11056
I remember when I was in Nashville and had this breakfast of sweet potato pancakes + glazed baked apple slices + pulled pork three straight days.... on the last day (I ate twice at the bar) the chef comes out and hands me my plate because the place was so damn busy that morning and he had a little twinkle in his eye as we made eye contact while smiling.you could say we almost had a real johnnycakes moment.
I had a parking ticket voided because I complained on facebook (It was a bogus parking ticket). totally random complaint on my facebook page and a friend, who's in the know, forwarded the complaint to his friend who works at the parking authority, who had it voided on the spot. I got facebooks PM's and everything. the squeakiest wheel yo!
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