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Freddie is just as lifeless and totally unengaged in person. Shia reminds me of that magic fish fable, only when Shia found the magic gold fish he sucked his fishy cock. He made that fish feel reeeaaal goood. Thats really the only way I can explain his continued success.
guard your kidneys the sun shines on a dogs ass every once in a while. Just remember to stay off the internet for advice.
Quote: Originally Posted by tagutcow For some reason, many girls also seem to idolize Audrey Hepburn, despite they fact they were born after Audrey died, and despite the fact they perhaps have never actually seen any of her movies. Megan Fox apparently idolizes Marilyn Monroe enough to get a big honking tatoo of her. Basically, anything that speaks to an old Hollywood concept of glamour will have a certain cachet, as it seems out-of-place in today's...
Quote: Originally Posted by poorsod Hmm I didn't know this but apparently some scientists are now suggesting that men should be dating prettier women. This is in contrast to the "Matching Hypothesis" which suggested that couples of similar attractiveness tend to marry. Why Beautiful Women Marry Less Attractive Men Without having read the link I think I can summarize it as such: Ugly-Average looking guys will put up with more of some womans...
Met a cute waitress out at a bar one night. Exchanged info and agreed to keep in touch. After about a week of talking to her it turns out she is trying to make it as a model/actress, I honestly dont remember being floored at the bar (ergo why this story even exists). She agrees to come over for some drinks one night. When she finally arrives Im wow'ed, she's stunning, young, perky, and taut. Throw on a movie, hav a few beers and things ended with me having my "screamer"....
How soon before the whole place becomes like HBO's Oz? And not the first two seasons either, with all the rival factions shanking eachother. Im talking 3rd season on, the whole place like some gay version of Survivor. 2, maybe 3 weeks...?
[IMG]restrainingorder[/IMG] Here are your best options: 1. Pay the most popular gilr in school to date you and give you a makeover 2. Get Karate lessons from the Janitor who looks like Billy Blanks 3. Disguise yourself as a boy at her shcool but really youre a girl who's writing an article for a rival school about gender and shit 4. Accidentally poor the Ooze on your pet turtles and some rat who knows kung fu 5. Make a bet with your sister that you can get her to fall in...
Quote: Originally Posted by Sherman90 Well, I guess I should have rephrased that as: "I wonder if $15,000k is worth moving from a fully warranted, relatively new BMW to a potentially unwarrantied, less ..." Whatever. I'll figure it out. Purchasing a used car from a dealership usually comes with the option of purchasing an extended/ bumper to bumper/ "x" miles warranty as well. And if you dont want to keep the BMW anyway, I dont see a...
Quote: Originally Posted by CDFS Basically, you ask if you should take $15.000 free spending money and still not be inconvenienced in any meaningful way? Mmmh. LOL, I read this thread as "Hey guys, I have no idea if 15k is worth anything"...
My micro penoir, most chicks think my big hands mean deap dicking until I show them high octain scissor action is where its at!
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