This is a blow. I have always pictured you as a sort of Canadian Ernest Hemingway. Hemingway was a lot of things, but he was not an interior decorator.Unless she wanted you to hook her up with a moose head and a stuffed tarpon?
I am fairly easygoing and usually ignore this kind of thing. Let a thousand flowers bloom, and all that.However, whenever I hear the word "evoo", I reach for my pepper grinder and look for someone to beat to death.