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Well yeah. I was in high school in the early 90s. Also known as the highest crime era in history and even then we didn't have cops at school.
That kid died over 10 grams of weed. That's a misdemeanor amount. The drug war is awesome.
It seems obvious to me. Continue teaching the class like nothing happened and then suspended her after class. why did anything have to be done then other than pride?
When I was in 6th grade a new teacher flipped a desk with my friend in it (he was being an ass) she was fired that day.
Sounds like you need some real crimes around there. Let me know how I can help.
I poisoned the chipmunks too. Little furry bastards
The squirrels chewed through the wall of my shed this summer to make a home. I poisoned them and decided to nail up some wood to cover the hole yesterday. Turns out the stack of old wood I stood on had a wasp nest. I got stung about 8 times pretty much everywhere but my face. And my neighbor probably got to see me take my clothes off in the back yard. Awesome times.
My buddy just gave his fiancé his mom's ring. Lucky for her it was about 4 carats.
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