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plus, they're crazy. case in point.At some point during out courtship the now-Mrs. hands me a short stack of papers showing the readings from her astrology charts. The common theme involves 'mystery' and 'change'. So after moving in together I start hiding the toilet paper in random places, and then she starts getting upset at me. wtf.
what, did you get banned?
*Standing ovation*
um, what he said :/
There was nudes
yeah, this.
good luck with the fam, Douglas. I'm dreading the convo in which I ask my parents how they plan on providing for my brother after their passing, cause he ain't welcome here. G: microwaved fish is next level and redefines Lenten suffering.
wasn't that one of Joe Stalin's nicknames for a while?
not since 1986 (or so)
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