Original WAYWT post here
What this looks like: “Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Ooh!”
“A witch?” You’re not doing a very good job at keeping the disbelief out of your voice. The man across from you is, however, enthusiastic.
“Yes, that’s right,” he says, leaning over the desk across from you, “a witch.”
“Like, with a broom. And warts.”
“Well, I don’t have any warts.” True, he doesn’t look particularly warty. He did, however, bring the broom with him, and has...