Can I tell them that the open fly was unintentional? Okay, screw it, I'm telling them.
PRESS LUNCH BUFFET: INT DAY
David: I just noticed my fly was open. It might have been open all morning.
Jasper: Pass the wine.
David: I wonder if anyone noticed.
Jasper: Do you want some of this wine?
David: Is it open in those photos you took?
Jasper (looks at camera): Definitely.