Tangential, but I wonder how much the last part is really true of anyone on this board, even the most prolific. I've never met anyone from SF and thought "Ah! You're just like you are on the internet."
I'll repeat it with you. I just came in here to physically type out the words "The Scye motorcycle jacket doesn't fit you, even in a 52. You know this: you tried it on." in order to keep myself from trying to buy it anyway.