I suppose this is a little like the Borelli dude Gezza posted at the start of the thread - though this is a bit less tight and much more of a "Mod" take on the #uniform.
Probably won't be everyone's cup of Tetley but something a bit different I guess - and what I happened to be wearing yesterday:
Near-field chip embedded in my head. Had it for years. Always turns traffic lights orange as I get within 100m of them and puts ATMs out of order when it's my turn to use them. Also seems to attract nutters to sit next to me on public transport like a magnet, even when train/bus is empty.