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Pants are way too baggy.And before some wrinklehead here tells you to get them tapered, what you really need is pants that are slimmer from top to bottom.
I'm amused by this trend of you guys all trying to outdo each other with your tie boners.
It's true. What's next, dress henleys?
WTAF, son, I was in NYC this morning and it wasn't THAT cold. Stop being a pussy.If you can't tell, I am exceedingly jealous of your kick-ass herringbone overcoat. What a great colour, too.
There are none. Pleats are for fat old dudes.
I really don't agree that there are racial parameters to this; it's not like there aren't other varieties of short people in the world. I'll admit that I am amused by this comically tiny man and his little suits, but the reason I tossed verbal turds at this photo is that it seems he dropped big bucks on something that couldn't possibly do a better (worse?) job of making him look even shorter. In fact, if you were deliberately trying to visually shrink an already small...
I think this has turned into a cautionary tale about double-breasted suits in general, really.
I laughed until I peed myself a little.
Sir, I am not a fan of your gigantic trousers. But your fried chicken is delicious.
Holy f**king camel toe, son.
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