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You know how when the bad guy is arrested, the neighbours always say, "he was a polite, quiet man who never looked like he could have done something like this"? Yeah, well, that's not really the case here.
Accuser insisted, FWIW, that "he looked 18".
For rizzle?
I'll have you know, "sir", that this TOM FORD jacket came from eBay. Where I'm sure you're aware all merchandise is 100% authentic.Although there does seem to be a label on the other side too... taking a look here...Oh.
Spoo, be advised that if you ever set foot north of 125th street, Jamison and I are going to jump you and steal all your shit.On the upside, it will be the most careful, non-wrinkle-inducing mugging ever.
ZOMG guise check out my new TOM FORD corduroy blazer: Cut tags you ask? Heck, no, check THIS out: You know you jelly.
Jesus. How did I miss that day in debate class?
Somebody's got issues.
Why bother? He's going to trip over it and faceplant all on his own.
To be fair, as soon as you posted that last pic I swear I heard the little Baby Jesus bawling his eyes out.
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