Posts by CruzAzul

Just keepin' it real, brah.

TOM FORD doesn't need to wear a watch. It's whatever time TOM FORD says it is.

Quote:Originally Posted by MarcInDentonTx Church today.

Quote:Originally Posted by Liam O I would have liked them a bit narrower myself, but when explained the functional aspect he told me they had to be wider or they simply wouldn't meet... Or did you mean the notch? I think the width...

Hot sauce comes in three flavours: caliente, muy caliente, and TOM FORD.

When TOM FORD gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning.

TOM FORD's dick is so large that it was the scene of a military coup d'état and is now known as THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF TOM FORD'S DICK.

Quote:Originally Posted by suitedcboy I think Tom Ford is tougher than like 4 honey badgers rolled into one. Them honey badgers don't give a shit you know. TOM FORD has a polar bear rug in his den. The polar bear isn't dead; it's...

Quote:Originally Posted by ColdEyedPugilist  Oy! Get your own avatar, mate! (seriously though, it's very flattering that my pic is worth ripping off... I'm truly touched... Sniff)

Quote:Originally Posted by lee_44106 you guys and your Tom Ford infatuation are hilarious . Show some respect. TOM FORD could hit you so hard it would kill your whole family.