Someone dinged my car door. Second time on the same car this year
Edit - I meant to post this in the "things that are pissing you off" thread. Don't know how I managed to post it here, but I guess it works too
That reminds me of when my sister dragged me along on a visit to a couple that she was friends with. While we were there, their little five year old acted out and was sent to his room.
After he closed the door, we heard him say very clearly, "what the fuck?! Those mother fuckers". I burst out laughing.