New Zara opened in downtown Seattle today.
It was absolutely mobbed. It was the least "Seattle" crowd I have ever seen in Seattle. The stuff there was the least "Seattle" that I have ever seen in Seattle.
No unkempt wonky beards, no dorkteck fleece, no ironic tshirts with "Atari" on it...my strong suspicion is that no one there had every pickled anything in their life or brewed their own beer, or had done a coding marathon...
A nu day is dawning. Slutty t's for all!