So I got a gift from a relative, and (I think) they're not cheap. They're something along these lines:
Unfortunately, I have no idea what to do with them. What does a guy wear with white loafers and does not end up looking ridiculous? The look that instantly comes to mind is classic "d-bag": Pink polo, pre-distressed boot cut denim, jewelry and translucent brown shades. I don't have any of those props.